theonion: Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities “We want it to be a celebration of our love,” the unbearable woman continued. “But we also want it to be fun and quirky, just like us!” More. “Attendees will reportedly be expected to ride bicycles to the wedding venue in honor of the groom’s “lifelong love affair with cycling,” and all guests will receive a hand-decorated card indicating how much their carbon footprint has been reduced by doing so.”

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Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities

“We want it to be a celebration of our love,” the unbearable woman continued. “But we also want it to be fun and quirky, just like us!”

More.

“Attendees will reportedly be expected to ride bicycles to the wedding venue in honor of the groom’s “lifelong love affair with cycling,” and all guests will receive a hand-decorated card indicating how much their carbon footprint has been reduced by doing so.”
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    I don’t know why I find this so funny.
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    So accurate.
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    Been to 3 weddings this summer, but my re-blogging this is just a coincidence (for the most part).
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